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(KFE) Santa Ana, California
Dec 2, 2008

PETA POSITS POSITION ON PEANUT

People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals applaudes the recent stance taken by world famous Woosel "Peanut" who cites Santa Ana, as a case book example of what can happen to a community after global warming has run amuck.

With a speech style hailed by PETA spokesman Dick N. Cider as far superior to that of Al Gore, Cider also recited a list of credentials that surpass those of the former Vice President, including Peanuts purple hair and first grade education. The famed Woosel also hilighted other collateral damage caused by climate change such as Lazy Eye Syndrome, speech impediments, and deafness.

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